Definitely. Unfortunately they will be replaced by new younger bananas and the cycle will continue. :P
I’ve thought about that a few times myself.. I hope not. That would be cruel.
Feel the burn Onion, feel the burn!
He decided to take a picture of his dead turtle for sympathy on instragram. The catch was that Reptar was under a plastic bin. He explained “Idk wat happened I left him outside for 2 hours in the sun for a strole… under a plastic bin” (not his actual words) Then the picture became clear. He killed him. Instead of, you know, acting like an adult, he continued to squeeze every last drop of sympathy he could. He took a selfie with the turtle’s tank looking sad. Boo hoo. Finally ready to have the attention flow through him, he looked at his responses and realized people were blaming him. He then re-evaluated the situation and accepted responsibility… just kidding! He made video after video explaining how it was not his fault.
After looking into reptar’s short life, people began to realize he did not live a happy turtle life. People found greg shoving him next to dog poop, holding him up multiple times so his legs would dangle (a big no no for turtles), putting him in the trash.. There was even a photo where Reptar got his shell stuck somewhere in the tank on instagram. “Reptar got stuck and passed out on a rock… LOL” (actual words)
People also found videos with his dogs running in complete filth and being fed a sandwich with onions in it.
Animal Control was called and they investigated. Nothing major came about it, but gerp likes to say that their time was wasted… when in fact VenitaSpeaks recorded a follow up phone call where the woman told her they were in the process of speaking with the prosecutor’s office. Sounds pretty serious to me!
I was scrolling through your tumblr (always a pleasure ^^) and saw the post where you said you wished you remembered where Onision said he did what he “was inspired to do” in his videos. I don’t know if this is the exact quote you were thinking of but I remembered this from the debate with Stevie.
Basically Stevie asks why he makes videos with chock value (i.e. rape, abuse, suicide, murder etc.). And at 1:10 Greg replies:
"I do it because I want to. It’s really as simple as that. I just… You know… When you’re making videos as much as I do, you don’t really have a lot of… rules. You just go with what you’re inspired to do."
Well. Nice to know a soon to be father felt inspired to act out killing his unborn child in a video… Nice to know you don’t even have “rules” for that.
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That might have been it! damnn I never would have been able to recall something like that haha Props to you!
Funny how Gurg bitches and moans about not having enough money to fix a broken light or fan or whatever, but is eager to dish out 200$ just for the sake of a Deviantart account he doesn’t even need or use. A premium account just for thirteen deviants is a bit too much, don’t ya think ? Especially when you have a broken light at home. Yeah.
You’re such a liar.
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So I checked on the video statistics again, and this time it shows “subscriptions driven: -105”. Oooh burn!! Asshat…
http://registry.thebump.com/taylor-avaroe-gregory-avaroe-december-2013/6122298 At least it looks like they’re buying stuff for the baby
Hey Gerg, if you’re super butt hurt about SteveK using Wrecking Ball in his videos and think it’s copyright, how about you stop using trademarked characters in a majority of your videos?
Say Batman or Wolverine. Or even you’re beloved Cloud.
Think before ya preach
there’s two more
He won’t admit Fred, even if Chibi is a clear knockoff.
I kind of would like to see Lucas sue his ass!
I like to think i’m pretty smart.
But i’m not so good with puzzles. However,
Derf = Fred backwards.
Don’t even try to hide it well, Onion.