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sunbunny-drinks-moonhoney asked: Yikes about your experience w/ your heart! I have a form of tachycardia that sometimes brings my heart rate up to 230 and the doc recommended I get this extra node in it removed and that it could be a problem during pregnancy b/c fluctuating hormones can trigger it. I'm wondering about your experience? Like how did they bring your heart rate back to normal? Sorry to ask if it's stressful to talk about; just wondering how you/your docs dealt w/ it b/c I don't know anyone else who has it. :)

eoliveson:

laineybot:

They believe it happened because of anxiety + the fact that I labored for 19 hours & didn’t get to eat that whole time, which was not good for my anemia. It only started when I was completely dilated and they made me deliver right away because of it. They just gave dm an oxygen and coached my breathing. I delivered fairly quickly & it went back down after that.

If anyone was curious about how she almost died, this sort of answers it. Looking for an original answer right now

Edit: I call total bull fucking shit. My aunt was literally in labor for a week and didn’t want to induce her further because she was super early. She was unable to eat because she had pubs and pregnancy diabetes. She lived off IV, water and ice for a week. I feel as though she is being super dramatic and exaggerating. I mean, nothing can go smoothly for these two, can they? From start to finish it was a fucking drama show.

What did you say again?

prettypekuliar:

This is not a very important post in the battle against the great Onion but I just find this really annoying and misleading >.<

Remember this one?

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Funny coming from this guy right?

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"Why i was…” “Why I was…” & “Why I was…” Indeed he was. 

For those of you who are wondering, Greg’s appearances on those shows aren’t as fabulous as he makes it sound. He was basically being laughed at for making a complete fool of himself. There’s a reason he never mentions what he did on his shows, because he wasn’t seen on these shows as a comedian but as an object of ridicule. 

To make it clear. He was featured on Tosh.0/Comedy Central four years ago with a few seconds of his banana song. As I recall he has been featured a few more seconds doing similar things. In total he probably haven’t been on Comedy Central for more than a minute or two over four years. Don’t quote me on that, but he is definitely exaggerating his significance and importance when it comes to Tosh.0/Comedy Central.

His feature on MTV was on the show “Ridiculousness” probably around 15 seconds, where Rob Dyrdek made a fool out of Greg being dressed as a lady bug falling off a tree. There might be a few more seconds here and there, but again, he hasn’t been on MTV for more than a few seconds over many years.

And lastly, I wouldn’t brag about having been on America’s Funniest Home Videos if you want to be seen as a comedian. It isn’t a show where they feature comedians but a show where they feature regular folks embarrassing themselves. 

All in all, Greg has been featured a few seconds on all of these television networks over many years. He is not in any way relevant in that kind of setting. He makes it seem as if he is featured regularly on all of these shows which is far from the truth. On a big scale Greg is completely irrelevant. There are almost 600 youtubers before him in the rankings and that number is increasing as I type this. 

So in conclusion, to you Greg I’d like to say, you are trying too hard to make yourself appear relevant. You said it though:

"No blitch, you make 3 minute Youtube videos ;)"

(via moralvirus)

Anonymous asked: he was never ON these shows - his video was - he never came into their studios and sat with the host or performed a live skit (like syncsta or so many others)

eoliveson:

True.

He was made fun of on each show.

Shit. We do that for free and he gets all pissy.

d0ntstandsoclosetome:

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve.
Fun Facts: 
1. Had Laineybot not obsessed, practically begging for Onision to choose her, he would of picked another obsessive girl. Haley for example. She was obsessing over him the exact same time Laineybot was. So Onision would of married someone else then he would of posted a fun fact stating the reason why he married her.
2. Had Onision never picked Laineybot, she would still be attending UNM as planned and not having been knocked up and now tied down with a baby at an earlier age. His choice may have forced her to take responsibility a little to soon and prevented her from experiencing and enjoying freedom of life.
3. Had Onision didn’t beg SwiftKarateChop to promote him of which he did in a collab video. And had Onision didn’t pretend to be Shane Dawson in that  very same collab video to get noticed by Shane, Onision would not be where he is today.
4. Had Onision been a smaller YouTuber with not that many subs AND Laineybot still knew about him, she would most likely not obsess over him the way she did.
5. Had Laineybot’s friend Selena obsessed over Onision instead of Laineybot, he would of married her. Onision then could say,  “Fun Fact: Had I never kissed a man on YouTube, my wife would of likely never found me. I owe my marriage, to a gay kiss &lt;3” and it still would of been true because Selena would of found out about Onision kissing Shane through Laineybot or even at the same time Laineybot did.
6. Had Onision believed in a 50/50 marriage and believed in sharing, he never would of got a divorce in the first place. His first marriage was OK for 5 years when he had nothing but the year he hit it big moneywise, all of a sudden the marriage was wrong. “For better or for worse”, Onision believes in a half of that statement. When things get better the marriage is no good. Most people get divorced because of money problems, the lack of it. Leave it to Onision to get divorced over the abundance of it.
7. Had Shiloh came back from Canada, Onision would of marred her instead. Onision ignored Laineybot’s tweets for the most part while desperately trying to get Shiloh to come back. When Onision finally realized Shiloh didn’t want him anymore that’s when he wanted Laineybot. Hows it feel to be 2nd choice, Lainey? Thank Shiloh for the marriage, Onision, not Shane.
8. Had that short affair that Onision spoke of with an unknown but famous Youtuber worked out then Onision would be posting a similar “Fun Fact” about how they met.
9. Had Onision not wasted 5+ years of Skye’s life by asking her to marry him, she may have had a better one today and even be further ahead with it.
I can go on and on with this,
Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve.
Just shut up Onision.

d0ntstandsoclosetome:

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve.

Fun Facts:

1. Had Laineybot not obsessed, practically begging for Onision to choose her, he would of picked another obsessive girl. Haley for example. She was obsessing over him the exact same time Laineybot was. So Onision would of married someone else then he would of posted a fun fact stating the reason why he married her.

2. Had Onision never picked Laineybot, she would still be attending UNM as planned and not having been knocked up and now tied down with a baby at an earlier age. His choice may have forced her to take responsibility a little to soon and prevented her from experiencing and enjoying freedom of life.

3. Had Onision didn’t beg SwiftKarateChop to promote him of which he did in a collab video. And had Onision didn’t pretend to be Shane Dawson in that  very same collab video to get noticed by Shane, Onision would not be where he is today.

4. Had Onision been a smaller YouTuber with not that many subs AND Laineybot still knew about him, she would most likely not obsess over him the way she did.

5. Had Laineybot’s friend Selena obsessed over Onision instead of Laineybot, he would of married her. Onision then could say,  “Fun Fact: Had I never kissed a man on YouTube, my wife would of likely never found me. I owe my marriage, to a gay kiss <3” and it still would of been true because Selena would of found out about Onision kissing Shane through Laineybot or even at the same time Laineybot did.

6. Had Onision believed in a 50/50 marriage and believed in sharing, he never would of got a divorce in the first place. His first marriage was OK for 5 years when he had nothing but the year he hit it big moneywise, all of a sudden the marriage was wrong. “For better or for worse”, Onision believes in a half of that statement. When things get better the marriage is no good. Most people get divorced because of money problems, the lack of it. Leave it to Onision to get divorced over the abundance of it.

7. Had Shiloh came back from Canada, Onision would of marred her instead. Onision ignored Laineybot’s tweets for the most part while desperately trying to get Shiloh to come back. When Onision finally realized Shiloh didn’t want him anymore that’s when he wanted Laineybot. Hows it feel to be 2nd choice, Lainey? Thank Shiloh for the marriage, Onision, not Shane.

8. Had that short affair that Onision spoke of with an unknown but famous Youtuber worked out then Onision would be posting a similar “Fun Fact” about how they met.

9. Had Onision not wasted 5+ years of Skye’s life by asking her to marry him, she may have had a better one today and even be further ahead with it.

I can go on and on with this,

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve.

Just shut up Onision.

(via eoliveson)

Anonymous asked: Tami is now writing articles in a local Washington cannabis magazine. Didn't her precious greg say something about Drugs being bad?

eoliveson:

It’s only bad for people outside his circle. Not those within.

demo reel

chaseagainstonision:

urby87:

eoliveson:

this is what his demo reel is…  no ads… this is what he has as his sample of his PROFESSIONAL abilities and why someone should HIRE him about any others!  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4728594/videogallery?ref_=nm_phs_vi

Oh, my…  That’s…  Bad.

Haha, wow, that was fucking hard to watch and I didn’t even have my volume on, jesus… How does he expect to get hired someplace with that piece of shit, omg. I can’t wait until he actually have to get a real job, it’s going to be fucking hilarious.

Such acting
wow
What depth
such versatility
neeed 2 hire
what a career

Anonymous asked: I can't take "Lainey" serious. I'm friends with Tami and Greg on facebook and everyone privately refers to her as Taylor. Not Lainey.

eoliveson:

Really?? Even Greg??? WTFTFTFTF??? That tells me she’s just a product to him too. Good god.

Anonymous asked: Do you think onion will even allow Lainey to get a real job when she's finished with college?

eoliveson:

I think that’s the ONLY time he’ll quit YouTube. I think he knows the end is near. He’s just funding her until she can support him.

I think he loves the attention too much to ever give it up. Even if it didn’t pay the bills. I agree with the funding though.